Dark Side...or Not?

So the kids are playing Star Wars in the living room and I overhear Elena say, "Rally! Rally! Everyone who loves the Dark Side come to this rally!" There's a pause and Riddick says, "That guy's not a dark side character."

Post-pool Riddick

Riddick taking a shower after being in the pool all evening, and suffering somewhat of an allergic reaction to the pool chemicals, the most noticeable being a hoarse voice.

Me: How's it going in there bud?

R: It feels really good. 

Me: Good.

R: Except my voice is changed. 

Me: Well, that happens. You've been shouting a lot and you've somewhat of a cold. 

R: Is it because I'm getting older?

Me: Ummm noooo...that'll be a few more years. 

R: Oh. Well Rohan's voice changed.

Me: Yeah, but he's a teenager. 

R: So not yet?

Me: No. Not yet. 

King J's Diaper

Overheard from a cartoon that El is watching: Handsome party of one, your diaper is ready!