El & Eddie: Seven(3rd)

Playing Mario Kart DD against the shorties...

Elena angrily: Oh my gosh! I got third! 

Riddick looking at the on screen stats: Ummm seven times third. 

Me: BWAHAHAHA!!!

Elena jumps up and charges me. 

Me laughing my head off: WHA??? It's not me! It's your brother!

I swat her away and she charges Riddick 

Me: Hey! Hey! Hey!

Elena swings at him and his he does this weird floppy jaw thing while bobbling his head reminiscent of Jim Carrey: Ayyayyayyayya

Me: Ooookay, leave your little brother alone. You're bigger than him.

Riddick: Ayyayyayyayya 

Me: See, he's just a little baby Taun Taun.

Elena: Shut up!

El & Eddie: No Satisfaction

While at the coffee shop listening to our favorite barista cycle through sampled gun sounds on his phone...

Elena: Well, that's not very satisfying.
Riddick: Well, you're not very satisfying.
Elena: I don't think you know what the word even means.
Riddick: Yup. I have no clue.

Maybe it's in the pizza...

Elena, about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: "Dad, will they always remain teenaged?"