September 19, 2015

Third Grade Love Life

Riddick: I had a girlfriend in first grade.
Sav: Oh yeah? What was her name?
Riddick: I don't remember. 
Me: Ya know, it was so long ago.
Riddick: Well...she moved that day.
Sav: Oh. That very day?
Riddick: Yup. I don't know what happened.